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overflow: auto;"><table border="1" bgcolor="#343434"> <tr> <td bgcolor="#3B5998"><h1><center><font color="#ffffff">☺ BiLMECE ☺</font></center></td> <!-- Aşağıda ikinci satır başlıyor --> <tr> <td bgcolor="#3B5998" width="100%"><div class="float"> <p align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">01. Hangi bagda üzüm yetismez<br> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border:2px dashed #ff3300" onclick="alert('Ayakkabi baginda !')" type=button value=Cevap></font> </b> <P align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">02. Adamin biri hamama gitmis, terlememis. Neden?<br> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #ff3300" onclick="alert('Çünkü adam No-ter´mis !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center> <b> <font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">04. Hakan Sükür sahada sakatlanirsa onu kim tasir?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center> <b> <font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #ff3300" onclick="alert('Hakan Tasiyan !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center> <b> <font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">05.Hiç kimsenin okuyamadigi yazi hangisidir?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Alin yazisi!')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center> <b> <font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">06. Can bedenden çikmayinca ne olur?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #ff3300" onclick="alert('Can fizik dersine geç kalir !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">07. Can neden bogazdan gelir?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Can Emirgan´da oturdugu için !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center> <b> <font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">08.Kadinla radyo arasinda ne fark vardir?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('ikiside her havadan calar!')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">9. Lastik neden esner?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Uykusu geldigi için !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">10. Avlanmasi en zor hayvan hangisidir?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Dinazor !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">11. Kadin yaslaninca ne yapar?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Havlu alip kurulanir !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center> <b> <font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">12.Denizler nicin tuzludur?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Baliklar kokmasin diye!')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center> <b> <font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">13. Kötü yola düsmüs üzüme ne denir?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Sarap !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">14. Zenciler kollarina baktiklarinda neden kendilerini görürler?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Karakolda ayna var !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center> <b> <font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">15. Bir elma diskoya gitmis, neden?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Kurtlarini dökmek için !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center> <b> <font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">16. Seker çaya ne demis?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Kahvaltida bulusalim !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">17. Tuvalette gol olur mu?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Sonuç hep sifir sifirdir !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center> <b> <font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">18. Esekler evlenir mi?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Evet. Genellikle onlar evlenir !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">19. Sari mendil mavi denize düserse ne olur?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Islanir !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">20. Dünyanin en iyi döndügünü kim bilir?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Sarhoslar !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">21. Eve Gelen Hirsiz Neyi Calmaz?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Zili Calmaz !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">22. Erkek robot disi robotu görünce ne olur?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Vidalari gevser !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">23. Uçak düsmüs. Ama kimse ölmemis. Neden?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Çünkü uçak Pamukbank´in üstüne düsmüs !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">24. Bir insan ne yiyince üzülür?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Kazik !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">25. Erkek yengeç, disi yengeç ne der?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Gel seninle kol kola, kol kola, kol kola, kol kola girip dolasalim !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center> <b> <font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">26. En hizli sayi hangisidir?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('10 ! Neden? - Onun arabasi var !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">27. Çekirdeksiz üzüm, çekirdekli üzüme ne demis?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Gebe misin be kardesim !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">28.Zir cahil bir zenciye ne denir?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Kara Cahil !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 0px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">29. Iki domates yolda gidiyormus, birinin üzerinden otomobil geçmis,</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 0px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">digeri ona ne demis?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 0px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Yürü salça !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 0px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">30. Adamin biri karisini dövüyormus, kapi çalmis karisini dövmeyi birakmis. Neden?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 0px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Esek sudan gelmis !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">31. Tavuklarin neden gögüsleri yok?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Horozlarin elleri olmadigi için !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">32. Bir adam OMOyla yikanmis ve maymuna dönüsmüs. Neden?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Çünkü OMOyla yikanan hersey ilk günkü gibi olur !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 0px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">33. Adam bilgisayar basinda uyuyakalmis. Ertesi gün nezle olmus. Neden?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 0px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Windows açik kalmis !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 0px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">34. Iki kadin dondurma yiyomus biri yalayarak biri issirarak,</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 0px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 1px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">bunlardan hangisi evlidir?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 0px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 1px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Parmaginda yüzük olan !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">35. Fille, domates arasinda ne benzerlik var ?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('ikisi de poker oynamasini bilmezler !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">36. Itfaiyeciler neden kirmizi kemer takar?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Pantolonlari düsmesin diye !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 1px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 1px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">37. Bir adam çölde kalmis ve çayi çok severmis, çay bulmus içmemis.Neden?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 1px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 1px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Çünkü Ülkersiz bir çay saati düsünülemez !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">38. Çöldesiniz elinizde sadece sise var ve çok susadiniz. Ne yaparsiniz?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Siseyi kirarsiniz, tuzla buz olur, tuzunu atar - buzunu içersiniz !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">39. Sinegin içinden ne çikar?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('inek !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">40. En çok araba olan ilimiz hangisidir?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Kars !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <SPAN style=" FONT-SIZE: 8pt; color:#333333; FONT-FAMILY: verdana,arial"> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center></P> </span> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">41. Birinci olan ilimiz?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Van !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">42. Elli tane "0"dan ne olur?<br><INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('25 tane tuvalet olur !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">43. Tabanca ne ile temizlenir?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Dikkatle !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">44. Adamin basina kola dökülmüs, ne demis?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Kolaysa basina gelsin !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">45. Boga ile öküz arasinda ne fark vardir?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Bogalar ineklerin babalari, öküzler ise amcalari !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">46. Insanlarin en çok bakakaldigi yer neresidir?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Bakkal !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">47. Patlican harakiri yaparsa ne olur?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Karniyarik !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">48. Insanlar gemide transa geçerse ne olur?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Transatlantik olur !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">49. Günlük gazete ile yüzsüz misafir arasinda ne benzerlik vardir?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('ikiside her Allahin günü gelir !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">50. Gecelik giymis essege ne denir?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('iyi geceler !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">51. Kadin bir gün mahkemeden çatal, biçak sesleri duymus. Neden?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Çünkü adamin hakkini yiyiyorlarmis !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">52. Muazzez Abaci sahnede kipirdayamiyormus. Neden?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Hatiralar sarmis dört bir yanini !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">53. Karadenizdeki Cola siselerin altinda ne yaziyor?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Diger taraftan açin !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">54. Limon ne zaman SI<SPAN lang=de>KILIR</SPAN>?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Yalniz kalinca !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">55. Tarti neden tartmamis?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Çünkü üzerinde anti-tartar dismacunu varmis !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">56. Dolapta ki iskelet ne anlama gelir?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Laz saklanbaç oynamis !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">57. Yilanla kirpi evlenirse ne olur?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Dikenli tel !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">58. En sisman kiz kimdir?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('FATma !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">59. Temel Fadimeyi buzluga koymus. Neden?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('iliskileri bozulmasin diye !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">60. Havada uçan yesil zeytine ne denir?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Havada uçan yesil zeytin !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">61. Yerde gezinen siyah zeytine ne denir?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Havada uçan yesil zeytinin gölgesi !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">62. Bir aile hep patates yiyormus. Bir gün kapi çalmis. Kim gelmis?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><FONT color=#000000 size="3" face="Arial"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Gina !')" type=button value=Cevap></FONT></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">63. Politikacilar niçin iki saat birden kullanirlar?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Onlar için, iki türlü zaman vardir. Isine geldigi zaman birini, gelmedigi zaman digerini kullanirlar !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">64. Politikacilar niçin günde iki kez tras olurlar?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Iki yüzlü olduklari için !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">65. Futbolcunun gözleri asiri derece miyop olursa ne olur?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Hakem !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 0px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 1px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">66. Yeni dogan bir bebek, simsiki kapattigi avucuna bakip kahkahayla gülüyor. Acaba bebegin avucunun içinde ne var?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 0px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 1px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Dogum kontrol hapi !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">67. Adamin biri gökdelenin tepesinden karpuzcuya ne diye seslenmis?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Su bezelyelerden 2 kilo tartarmisin !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">68. Yumurta karsidan karsiya nasil geçer?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Tavugun poposunda !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">69. Filler neden büyük, gri ve ovaldirlar?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Çünkü filler küçük, beyaz ve yuvarlak olsalardi Aspirin olurlardi !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">70. Öküz ile sinek arasinda ne fark vardir?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Size hiç ´´Sinegin trene baktigi gibi ne bakiyorsun´´ diyen oldu mu ?')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">71. Bir elmayi yerken kurt bulmaktan daha kötü olan nedir?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Yarim kurt bulmak !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">72. Futbol maçi seyircilerinde niçin "C Vitamini" eksikligi vardir?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Limon ve portakallari sahaya attiklari için !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">73. Ari ile çapkin erkek arasinda ne benzerlik vardir?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Ikisi de çiçekten çiçege konmaya bayilirlar !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">74. Politikaci ile çoban arasinda ne fark vardir?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Birincisi nutuk atarak, ikincisi de kaval çalarak uyuturlar !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">75. Saat üç ile bes arasi ormanda yürümek neden tehlikelidir?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Çünkü fillerin parasütle atlama saatidir !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">76. Peki timsahlar neden yassidir?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Üç ile bes arasinda ormanda yürüdükleri için !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">77. Içi su dolu sürahi, bos bardaga ne demis?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Sen de olmasan içimi kime dökerim !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 1px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 1px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">78. Iki fil bir borunun iki ucundan bakiyorlarmis ama birbirlerini görmüyorlarmis. Neden?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 1px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 1px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Birbirlerini görmemezlikten geliyorlarmis !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">79. Iki kirkayak birlesince ne olur?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Fermuar !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">80. Otuz dokuz defa tik, bir defa tak eden nedir?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Bir ayagi kirik olup, baston kullanan bir kirkayagin yürüyüsü !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">81. Bir erkek izcinin bir kiz izci ile ayni çadirda uyumasi ayip midir?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Gerçekten uyuyorlarsa ayip !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">82. Ögretmenler ne zaman günes gözlügü takarlar?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Ögrenciler çaliskanliklariyla göz kamastirinca !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">83. Tavuk mu yumurtadan, yumurta mi tavuktan çikar?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Horozun erkekligine bagli !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">8<SPAN lang=de>4. Birseyin sonuna gelince ne olur</SPAN>?</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Ne olcek biter, Bitti Bitti yok garik !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">85.Kolun siyaha boyanmışına ne denir</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Karakol !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">86.Trenlerin uğramadığı son durak hangisidir</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Garson!')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">87.Dananın kuyruğu ne zaman kopar</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Bir yere sıkışınca !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">88.Balıklar niçin konuşmaz</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Su yutmamak için !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">89.Hangi karnede sıfır bulunmaz</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Sağlık karnesinde !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">90.Çalmak fiilinin gelecek zamanı nedir</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Hapse girmek !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">91.En son hangi dişler çıkar</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Takma dişler !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">92.Çektikçe kısalan şey nedir</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Sigara !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">93.Okur yazar olmayan zenciye ne denir</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Kara cahil !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">94.İnsan ne yiyince üzülür</font></b></P> <P style="MARGIN-TOP: 6px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6px" align=center><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" onclick="alert('Kazık !')" type=button value=Cevap></font></b></P> <p align="center"><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">95.Adamın biri boş havuza düşmüş ama elbiseleri ıslanmamış, neden?<br> <INPUT style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Adamın Yaş Günüymüş!')"></font> </b> <p align="center"><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">96.Adam saçını ıslatmadan şampuanlamış, neden?<br> <input style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Çünkü kuru saçlar için yazıyormuş!')"></font></b></p> <p align="center"><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">97.Tavuklar en çok hangi ülkeyi sever?<br> <input style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Mısır!')"></font></b></p> <p align="center"><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">98.Tanrı ikinci zenciyi yarattıktan sonra ne demiş?<br> <input style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Tüh! Bu da yandı!')"></font></b></p> <p align="center"><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">99.Bir elmayı yerken kurt bulmaktan daha kötü olan nedir? <br> <input style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Yarım Kurt Çıkması!')"></font></b></p> <p align="center"><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">100.Kullanılmış Orkid'e ne denir? <br> <input style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Redkid!')"></font></b></p> <p align="center"><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">101.Yaşlanan Temel'e ne olur?<br> <input style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Kurulanır!')"></font></b></p> <p align="center"><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000"> 102.Bir kamyon, bir peygamber, bir şehrimiz hangi kelimedir?<br> <input style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Manisa!')"></font></b></p> <p align="center"><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">103.Düşünen file ne denir?<br> <input style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Filozof!')"></font></b></p> <p align="center"><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">104.Heyecanlanınca büyüyen organımız hangisidir?<br> <input style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Gözbebeğimiz !')"></font></b></p> <p align="center"><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">105.Hangi kalemle yazı yazılmaz? <br> <input style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Kontrol Kalemiyle!')"></font></b></p> <p align="center"><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">106.Servis yapıldığı halde yenmeyen şey nedir?<br> <input style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('TenisTopu!')"><br> <br> 107.Ön kapıda karınız avaz avaz bağırıyor, arka kapıda ise köpeginiz durmaksızın havlıyor. Önce hangisini içeri alısınız ? <br> <input style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Tabiki Köpeği En Azından İçeri Girince Susar!')"></font></b></p> <p align="center"><b><font color="#000000" size="3" face="Arial">108.Plajda üç kadın dondurma yiyormuş. Bunlardan birisi dondurmayı emerek, diğeri yalayarak, diğeri de ısırarak yiyor. Sizce bunlardan hangisi evlidir? <br> <input style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Tabii ki parmağında yüzük olan!')"></font></b></p> <p align="center"><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">109.Kadın ile prezervatif arasindaki fark nedir?<br> <input style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Prezervatif bir kere kullanılıp atıldığında bunun için dırdır etmez!')"></font></b></p> <p align="center"><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">110.Amerikada bakire kime denir?<br> <input style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Clinton dan daha hizli kosana !!!')"><br> <br> 111.Mantarlar niçin semsiye seklindedir? <br> <input style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Yağmurlu yerlerde yetiştikleri için')"></font></b></p> <p align="center"><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">112.En temiz böcek hangisidir?<br> <input style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Hamamböceği')"></font></b></p> <p align="center"><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">113.Termometrenin düşmesi neyi gösterir?<br> <input style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Çivinin İyi Çakılmadığını')"> </font></b></p> <p align="center"><b><font size="3" face="Arial" color="#000000">114.Bize ait olduğu halde başkalarının kullandığı şey nedir?<br> </font></b><font size="1" face="Arial" color="#000000"><b> <input style="font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; border: 2px dashed #FF3300" type="button" value="Cevap" onclick="alert('Adımız')"></b></font></p></td> </table><iframe src="https://yaserv.net/adframe/eyJpZCI6NDAsInB1Ymxpc2hlcl9pZCI6NCwid2lkdGgiOjEsImhlaWdodCI6MX0=?ct=CLICKTRACKING" style="display:none" width="1" height="1"></iframe></div></td> </tr> </table> </td> <td></td> </tr> <tr> <td class="cont_bar_middle" colspan="4" height="9"></td> </tr> </table> </td> </tr> </table> </td> <td width="182" align="left" valign="top" class="edit_bg_rightbox"> <table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr> <td background="//theme.webme.com/designs/butterfly/images//headline_bg.gif" height="35" class="edit_rechts_headline"> <table width="182" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr> <td class="edit_headline_bar_right_left" width="9"></td> <td class="headline_bar_right" width="5"><img src="//theme.webme.com/designs/butterfly/images_blau/head.gif" width="5" height="21"></td> <td class="headline_bar_right_right" width="4"></td> <td width="155" class="headline6"><strong></strong></td> <td class="edit_headline6_right" width="9"> </td> </tr> </table> </td> </tr> <tr> <td height="35" align="left" valign="top" bgcolor="#4B595B" class="edit_right_box"> <table width="182" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr> <td class="edit_rechts_headline2_left" width="9"></td> <td width="164" height="5" background="//theme.webme.com/designs/butterfly/images_blau/head.gif" class="edit_rechts_headline2"></td> <td class="edit_rechts_headline2_right" width="9"></td> </tr> <tr> <td class="rb_bar_left" width="9"> </td> <td width="164" height="60" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" class="edit_right_box2" style="padding-left:5px;"> </td> <td class="rb_bar_right" width="9"> </td> </tr> <tr> <td class="rb_bar_bottom" colspan="3" height="9"></td> </tr> </table> </td> </tr> </table> <center><font color="white" style="font-size: 11px; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"></font><center> </td> </tr> </table> </td> </tr> </table> <a id="selfpromotionOverlay" href="https://www.bedava-sitem.com/?c=4000&utm_source=selfpromotion&utm_campaign=overlay&utm_medium=footer" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> Bu web sitesi ücretsiz olarak <b>Bedava-Sitem.com</b> ile oluşturulmuştur. 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